23 Issues Jennifer Lopez and Matt Damon Might Have Mentioned on the ‘Unstoppable’ After-Celebration

You already know that feeling of working into your ex’s greatest buddy after your breakup? Now, think about you’re a multimillionaire pop star and actor, and your ex is additionally a super-rich, well-known actor, and also you encounter his bestie—additionally a well-known actor—on the Toronto Worldwide Movie Competition and should fake to be thrilled. Properly, Jennifer Lopez is a braver girl than I, as a result of she was seen making one of the best of simply such a state of affairs and chatting it up along with her latest ex-husband Ben Affleck’s longtime associate in crime, Matt Damon, on the afterparty for her movie Unstoppable.

“Jen and Matt started speaking and had a protracted, deep dialog,” a supply reportedly instructed Folks, and whereas I don’t typically belief nameless sources relating to celeb gossip, I can’t assist questioning what these two discovered to speak about in addition to Affleck. With out additional ado, I current to you 23 potential subjects of dialog between Lopez and Damon, completely none of that are based mostly in reality or on-the-ground reporting, however all of which might have technically been broached on Friday.

The draft in there.
The unhealthy appetizers being circulated on trays. (Really, I’m positive no one of their proper thoughts can be so daring as to serve Jen and Matt a past-its-prime crudité, however has a handed app at a celebration ever actually been good, with the apparent exception of pigs in a blanket?)
The election. (It’s famously developing!)
The life story of wrestler Anthony Robles, whose path to the NCAA nationwide championships in 2011 is the topic of Unstoppable.
How lengthy that standing ovation for J.Lo’s efficiency at TIFF really was.
Having teenage kids, and the nightmares contained therein.
Having teenage kids who’re primed to turn into nepo infants, and the even-more-vivid nightmares contained therein.
Chappell Roan. (She’s in every single place!)
Jen Affleck, the Mormon MomTok influencer who proudly claims Ben as her husband’s second cousin.
Mormon MomTok typically.
Water.
Rihanna exhibiting up at Alaïa’s NYFW Present. (It is a common subject of curiosity, proper?)
The 2003 mob rom-com Gigli, and the way it might need benefited from Damon’s co-producer enter.
Jen’s juiciest tales from this summer season within the Hamptons. (In spite of everything, she is aware of any gossip given to Damon will get again to Affleck.)
Why no one in Hollywood can get work.
A top-secret plan to get Hollywood again to work. (If these two can’t do it, no one can!)
J.Lo’s 2019 Oscars snub for Hustlers. (If I have been her, I might speak about this always. I’m not even her, and I nonetheless speak about this always!)
Their respective upbringings within the Bronx and Boston.
The perfect locations to get bagels within the Bronx and Boston. (Spoiler: There are not any good bagels in Boston, and one of the best ones within the Bronx are at Empire Bagels, however I’m positive they figured that out collectively.)
One another’s hand softness (in a very platonic approach. Bro code!).
Taylor Swift, as a basic idea, but additionally as a selected one who is at present in New York.
Ben Affleck’s present relationship standing and psychological state, in that order.
Lets be so for actual: taxes. (Why do I really feel like that is the principle subject of dialog for all wealthy individuals?)